My question to you all is, did it really happen or is this some Internet hoax?

This generator is based on the famous classic Batman and Robin comic scene where for some odd reason, Robin asks Batman what he’s getting his parents for Christmas… or is it?

Here is the “Internet” famous comic panel:

Now here is what was really said:

So Robin is not really such a jerk after all. Batman is overly obsessed with getting Superman, because he believes Superboy (and in turn Superman) was responsible for his father’s death. Check out the rest of the story behind the epic slap over at CBR.

Now that you know the rest of the story, head over to BatmanComic.info to create your own “Batman slaps Robin” fill-in-the-quotes comic panel.

Here are a few of my other favorites I have stumbled across:

• Superman Kills Some Random Old Man
• Least Threatening Monsters Ever
• People Starving in the World? Jimmy Cares Not
• Lois’ Head in a Box

It is crazy to look back at some of these and wonder what exactly they were thinking when they came up with these covers.  Of course, the commentary from Superdickery just makes it even better. 

Now one of my favorite places to kill time, I salute you Superdickery.com in all your oddness.

+ Download the Green Lantern Wallpaper (.zip)

Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern has always been my favorite.  For those who might need a history lesson though, Wikipedia comes to the rescue:

Each Green Lantern possesses a power ring that gives the user great control over the physical world as long as the wielder has sufficient willpower and strength to wield it. While the ring of the Golden Age Green Lantern (Alan Scott) was magically powered, the rings worn by all subsequent Lanterns were technological creations of the Guardians of the Universe, who granted such rings to worthy candidates. These individuals made up the intergalactic police force known as the Green Lantern Corps.

Want the original or more giant press art for Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe?  Google has a ton of them from the web site videogamesblogger.com.

Here is one I just whipped up… 

What, you don’t fear the Scottish Terrier?!  Here are a few more “Make a Hero” online tools.

• UGO.com – Hero Machine
• Marvel – Make Your Own Super Hero
• MakeMeSuper.com

Hopefully, this will come in handy.  Never know when you might need a hero! *cue the music*

Oh Johnny 5, where are you when we need you the most?

+ Download the Lego Batman and Robin Desktop Icons (.zip)

The icon is compatible with the following sizes:  256 x 256, 128 x 128, 64 x 64, 48 x 48, 32 x 32, 24 x 24, 16 x 16.  It is also in both .ico and .png format.

Wouldn’t these look totally awesome as your PC icon, or maybe even your Documents folder?  I hate to make the obvious PC security joke here, so I’ll just leave you to come up with own.

WWE’s Maria Desktop Icon of Hotness

Who wouldn’t want Maria on their desktop?

Mitch Gets Another Article in Ping! Zine

Featured in on of the top web hosting mags of all the land!

Download a Colorful Set of Vista-like Folders

To help YOU organize your Vista “My Documents” Folder (yes, I still call it that)

Another Free Image Host with a Stupid Name

Stupid Name + Free Hosting = Success (yet again!)

Mitchelaneous Breaks 600+ Subscribers, and MITCH LOVES YOU!

Cheap ploy to get more of you to subscribe, have you yet?

The Top 10 Best Paint.NET Tutorials (for the graphic nerds)

Get your geeky graphic editing hands on these darlings!

Web of Pain – Comic Genus with a Mix of Network Tomfoolery

‘Cause I like funny things that slightly have something to do with web hosting.

Also, not to spoil anything – but make sure you watch it all the way to the end.

Of course not! I do have some good friends that live overseas and that are in the Web hosting world as well. Those are not the folks I am mad at. I am mad at the big hosting companies tossing perfectly good system admins out on the street and then going to these overseas sweat shops to find a replacement.

Now I don’t think this is as big of a problem as it used to be – but it is still going on. Companies outside of the USA are doing it as well. Computer companies are the worst offenders when it comes to these practices.

This is the last of my Web hosting comic series for now. If you have enjoyed those that I have posted in the past and this one as well, please let me know. In other words, leave a comment man! I would love to continue if you want me to.

I told them my problems with their services though and they listened. After they were done listening, they pretty much told me, “Well, this is the way things are and we like it that way” or something to that effect.

Go ahead and search Google, I know I am not alone here. I do not make fun of GoDaddy’s hosting because it is funny – I do it because I love them and I want them to get better. Just think of GoDaddy as the run away stray dog and me as the sheep herder. Not like I am going to hear from ol’ Bob on top of his golden domain palace – but I know somebody in GoDaddy headquarters will see me from way down here.

Hello Bob – are you out there? If you are, make sure you check out the Web Hosting Show on your way out. You might learn a thing or two about the Web hosting business.

Maybe it was because you kept that bottle of champagne to yourself and you had already downed the other two bottles before you got to work.

No matter what the reason might be, you know as well as I do that you have wondered what those servers would be saying to one another. You sick, sick little man!

Know any servers personally? If so, what do you think they are thinking right now?