Let me apologize for my hiatus with one really bizarre game review. I really love the games out there that seems so odd, you wonder what the heck these people were on when they came up with the idea for it. Hallucinogens aside for a moment, Muscle March is a great cheap WiiWare game you should at least check out.
To play, you wave your Wiimote and nunchuck up and down to try to match the hole the previous guy in front of you made when he busted through. Now while that sounds rather simple, I can promise you it is still an enjoyable game. The game almost teases you to keep trying and trying, to the point where you are telling yourself an hour after you picked up the controller, “Ok, I got it this time – ok, just more more time, ok maybe this is the last time!” till you complete the level in question.
You start each game picking a body builder you wish to be, and recover your umm.. protein powder from the person or thing that steals it. There doesn’t seem to be any real advantage depending on who you pick, they are all pretty crazy looking. The backgrounds are crazy, and often I’ll catch myself checking out all the stuff going on in the background rather than playing the game itself.
Overall, for just 500 WiiPoints (the same price as an old NES game) there is no reason not to at least try Muscle March out to see if it is right for you. It is by far one of the quirkiest games out for Wii today.
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