To end this fine week, this is why you never sneak up on a luchador:

Vampiro says on July 7th, he was asleep in his Guadalajara home when several men broke in and tried to kidnap him. Police were patrolling the area and saw the garage door, front door and windows all broken out and called for immediate back up.

The men jumped out of one of the windows in the home. Vampiro was asleep when officers kicked in his bedroom door, waking him up. Vampiro says he didn’t know at first they were police, thinking they were intruders with weapons, so he jumped out of his second floor bedroom window, falling 15 feet to the ground.

He broke four vertebrae in his middle and lower back and re-injured the two herniated discs in his neck, but thankfully is still alive and kicking. 

That concludes your crazy Luchador story of the day.