This spam E-mail I just got was just too good not to share. Only thing edited out was the URL they were pushing me to. Brings new meaning to the old “dog eat dog world” saying hu?
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive
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Happy to hear they made it out of the E-mail alright. If he kills himself though, how will he eat his dog?








