Why are there not any Web hosting-related holiday songs? The Web hosting world is just as festive as any other industry out there today. Well, here is a project that didn’t exactly work out the way I had seen it at first. At first I thought I would be able to sing this as a Web Hosting Show holiday special. Then I remembered, I can’t carry a tune to save my life. I didn’t want to trash all my efforts in writing the song though. So here you have it, the very first Web hosting related Christmas song, The Twelve Days of a Web Hosting Christmas!
On the first day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the second day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the third day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
*five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
seven sub-domains,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
eight forum flavors,
seven sub-domains,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
nine FTP logins,
eight forum flavors,
seven sub-domains,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
ten T1 connections,
nine FTP logins,
eight forum flavors,
seven sub-domains,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
eleven virtual accounts,
ten T1 connections,
nine FTP logins,
eight forum flavors,
seven sub-domains,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Web host sent to me,
twelve bandwidth tutorials,
eleven virtual accounts,
ten T1 connections,
nine FTP logins,
eight forum flavors,
seven sub-domains,
six server side includes,
five mySQL databases,
four domain registrations,
three nerdy gurus,
two gigs of disk space,
and one hell of a hosting podcast.
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